The monkey strikes again

I am using my blog as my "safe place" for the moment. I am at my wits end with the monkey living in my house. In case you don't know I am referring to my third child, Nolan. He is climbing everything. We have already taken down the bunk-beds and rearranged his room. The other day my neighbor came over at 730 am to tell us Nolan was standing in his bedroom window (which is on the second floor over looking the driveway). This past Monday I had the base send someone over to put angel guards on the window but the don't do that anymore, according to them they are to expensive and damage the window. They assured me it is impossible for him to fall out a closed window. I now have baby gates in the window (very tacky). He climbs on the kitchen counters and anywhere else he can find. All morning long I have been getting him off his dresser. GOODNESS! I need a rock wall in my house. I am thinking today is a good day for me to do school quickly and get to chick filet as soon as possible and let him climb til he can climb no more. It is cold and poring rain today and it is only 9 am....if I don't do something this monkey is going to run me out of my mind...hahaha!